Happy late birthday and congratulations! It's your time to shine, girl!

This needs a lot more stars.

Sure, Brock. Maybe don't commit rape again.

Typing that should make you feel icky. It was a very icky thing to say.

Fingering a passed out woman is sexual assault.

Fuck off. Brock Turner is a rapist.

Sorry, but jokes like this aren’t funny. I dated someone from Nigeria for a while and he was a fantastic guy. Other people were shit. They kept asking me if he or his uncle was a prince or if he happened to have several million dollars he was trying to get moved, etc. Not to mention the jokes about his name. It’s a…

I think I totally missed that. What lyrics gave you that impression? I'm going to go listen to the album again and see I can pick it out.

It’s simple, just do what I did: sleep with your ex on Sunday night of the long weekend. You'll be dying to get back to work so you have literally anything else to think about.

If only we could get him to tweet that.

I just attended her townhall in Seattle and I have to say, she had charisma in spades. I really hope she’s our next president.

Same. One of my closest friends just died of cancer so it was way too real.

Disclaimer: I think meatless meat is not a bad idea. That said...

Remember that one time she was on Dawson's Creek? Yeah, she's set.

Prt of the problem for me is probably that I have Complex-PTSD so feeling like I can't connect with the world scares the shit out of me.

I must be the biggest weed light weight because one hit in I feel like I can't interact with the world at all. Two hits in I start panicking. Unless I'm already drunk, then the cross fade seems to work quite nicely. So, I just almost never partake at all.

I don't typically stand up for anything coming out of her mouth but I read that the same way. I can't use weed and function at all so for me to be a productive member of society, I have to not. However, because I really like drugs, I'll forever be jealous of those who can smoke and still be a functional person.

At 8:44 in the morning the update is that I’m sleeping (Not. A. Morning. Person.) but the update overall is kind of boring. We had drinks and talked.

Unfortunately, no closure yet. We’re working our way back to a real relationship. Whether that’s just friendship or something more is TBD.

Oh, of course. I wouldn’t leave internet strangers hanging. That’s just wrong. We had a nice time but nothing happened. We just talked.