Groupon wins the goddamn internet right now. Well played, Groupon, well played.

Yes and no. However, the population of the county Seattle is in dwarfs most of the rest of the state. We’re basically all in Seattle and Puget Sound area and that’s all liberal.

I feel like nothing good can come from her coming to Seattle. We kind of hate all things Trump here.

I gotta have more random vacation flings. And more vacations in general.

I mean, when you’re mourning someone they tend to be constantly on your mind so I can’t fault her too much for this. It’s hard to keep that stuff inside. I’m going through that right now with a different kind of loss so maybe I’m just projecting, though.

My baseless suspicion is that her breakout role launched her into new successes that Christian couldn’t handle. I’m totally not projecting my own relationship here, where I finally landed the job I’ve been working to get for years and my boyfriend couldn’t handle me surpassing him so completely. Nope. Though, Lady…

Right? I felt the same way. I always felt totally ick about him and the situation. 

You know, you’re right. I didn’t realize that I didn’t want to not vomit today until I saw this article. And I clicked on it. And read it. I did this to myself.

BRB, gotta get to Mexico so Lady Gaga and I can deal with our breakups together.

Unfortunately now I call him my ex because we broke up on Monday night. It wasn’t exactly out of nowhere, we’d had a rough month, but in a long term relationship I thought that was just a small thing. So, exactly an appropriate response to this post but my heart hurts and I need to share that where I don’t have to see…

Would that mean the bisexual kids would have to be solitary?

I that why they smell so good? Oh crap, I may have caught the gay.

I’m just team #no-straight-white-men2020. 

I’m just confused about how Singer didn’t go down in #MeToo. Like, there’s no secret here, we all know. There is still so much work to do with taking down predators.

Bizarro couplings are my favorite. Though, I think a lot of that has to do with the fact my boyfriend and I are pretty bizarro.

new phone. who dis?

Um, no. I made jokes before and after my suicide attempts because that’s how I feel with heavy emotions. I had a very severe trauma that sent me down a spiral and the only way I could put on a public face was too make fun of what was going on with me. It didn't make it any less severe and it didn't make my attempts…

Whatever he's on, I want it.

A+. Take your damn star.

Right? I want to be worn out enough that we can't go again.