I can’t wait! I loved every second of this show!

Fight fight fight fight fight!

Omg, please! I’ve been around forever and am still in the gray.

Since I never got the pleasure of seeing a mugshot of the man who drugged and raped me, I’ll take vicarious satisfaction with this one. It’s the little things in life.

Dead. Again.

You just literally killed me with cuteness. I’m dead now.

And here I felt accomplished having made a weed pipe with a soda can...

As an unmarried woman, I’m always unsure of which man in my life I should be asking to help me make decisions. I mean, my dad has zero lifeskills and the guy I’m seeing isn’t American... so clearly he’s not qualified either. He’ll probably just turn me into a socialist.

I, like, started to have a rage stroke while reading this post but by the time I got to the end, I just thought you were a genius. Continue the good work.

The devil sounds like a fun time. Those guys were just jelly they couldn’t do that.

I’m doing that in my present situation as a28 year old and it’s killing me that I can’t stop myself.

Pattwigson

OH. MY. GOD. I am literally fucking dying.

I abide by the rule that whoever makes the invitation pays. About half the time, that’s me. So, yeah, I’d be annoyed if you equipped until the check came and you were like, let’s split this.

I’ve asked out plenty of men. Sometimes it goes well, sometimes it doesn’t. It’s really not that hard.

I love what Starbucks is doing, though. They’re donating coffee trees to farmers instead of giving away free cups of coffee.

I mean, maybe, but ten years ago, I was exactly the same kind of asshole as her. It’s now a place of deep shame in my history that I’ve learned from and moved on from. Had I been in her position, I would have done basically the same thing. Past Kendra was a terrible judgy Christian asshole. Current Kendra is…

This makes more sense to me now. She’s what we, in the Christian community, call a baby Christian. I was once one too, though now I’m an evil atheist. They’re always the loudest, judgiest, most fervent and obnoxious.

From one Kendra to another, go away.

I can’t wait until one of the kids rebels hardcore. I’ll watch the shit out of that show. I’ve never watched the show but, as a prior Christian who went wild (like a goddamn stereotype) when I left faith, that’s the show I want to watch. COME TO THE DARK SIDE!!! We have more fun.