I realize that what she did was so so wrong but I actually understand where she’s coming from. When the expectations of you are that high and you fail to meet them, you feel desperate to cover it up and make it go away. For someone in a family like that, your entire worth is centered around what you are achieving and…

You know, I’ll never understand why a Tequila Sunrise isn’t classified as a morning beverage. Like, it’s right there in the name...

It would be amazing to see Elizabeth Warren in the White House but I think that at the moment she is SO needed right where she is.

You know, I was just thinking lately that I needed to also up my airport day-drinking game. That’s the real key to this whole thing.

Liberal-ass Girlscouts 4 lyfe!

I need up up my airport waiting game. Mostly I sit there grumpily as my flight is delayed YET AGAIN!

Nope. Fuck you. Spinach wraps are delicious. Bad for you, but delicious. Believe me, I have searched long and hard for a healthy spinach tortilla that is also convenient for my lazy ass. I don’t really like bread so I go with what I taste less of and can still eat one handed at my desk or on the run.

How many shootings is that for this month now? But, no, you’re right Republicans, gun control is super ridiculous...

Damn, yo. That’s a win.

My parents were naked at home all the time but it made me uncomfortable. I think it’s partly because there was always a weird sexual vibe with everything my dad said or did. Granted, it’s made me more comfortable with my body in some ways so I don’t really know what my point here is.

OMG!!! How did you know???

Usually I want to shoot the people who ARE singing Happy Birthday.

Would go.

I had a friend who smoked a whole marijuana and died. It’s real you guyz. Fear the reefer.

I assume they won’t be making a stout any time soon...

I have a friend from college who basically got her undergrad degree for free because of her family’s connections to the school she went to. She then went to a private, very expensive, seminary and complained about the lack of scholarship money to her because she was white. I wanted so badly to tell her to go fuck off.

Comments like yours are really encouraging to hear, as someone who is not married but wants to someday be married. So, please, don’t stop talking about it.