Fuck yeah, Dolphins.

And oatmeal as just that jealous bitch judging everyone.

It has a lot to do with the similar chemical ... Or .

I see what you did there...

When I heard it, I just thought I was more drunk than I realized... which was probably true anyway.

I was going to say that very thing but I didn't want to detract from the fact that it's still a racially loaded comment in this context.

Can we tone down the idolatry of Beyonce a little bit? It's kind of unhealthy.

I could really use some lasagna right now.

This makes me want to become a girl scout leader.

No, you're not going to post the texts... just draw attention to them. Um... just as bad?

Noted.

So... it's, like, saying no twice?

Or any wet, squishy holes.

I'm confused. Can you clarify #2?

Huh... that was actually a lot more interesting than I expected it to be.

Penises, the answer is always Penises.

Yes! Thank you!

1) "Whipping boy" - are you fucking kidding me???

The anger shown by (some) white men when inequality is discussed astonishes me. I was chatting with my mom about examples of institutionalized racism and inequality I've seen lately and was overheard by her husband (note: not my dad). The very IDEA that I might want to use the degree I'm pursuing to help level the…

Ravens, actually. Dark wings, dark words... And/or that random shit I ordered 25 minutes ago.