Imma stick with brussels sprouts. In my book, nothing can beat them.

No, that probably works even better.

It must be exhausting to be so passionately ignorant. Like, you have to try to keep your head that far up your ass.

Both your spite and the fact that you call your wife a treasure make me very happy.

That just made me pretty happy.

In some ways, women have a harder time than men when it comes to finding clothing that fits and flatters.

This is just so not okay.

I thought it was a pretty good letter. It seems like he wrote it with genuine shock. I mean, the writing was terrible but I'd take terrible and sincere over trite and eloquent any day.

Apparently my chicken wasn't good enough since I'm single again. Sad.

WHY IS THIS SO AWESOME!?!?!?!?!?

Yeah, I really need some of those poop pills too. I tried to get my best friend to let me eat his poop but he would not consent. How rude.

Nope. Lacks all of the vulnerability and emotion of the real song.

I give a very sincere tip of my metaphorical hat to Howard Schultz.

All the squeeeeeee. Seriously.

I like some noise while I work if I'm doing something that doesn't require intense thought. If I am, I need to strictly focus for a while, screw around online (like here!) for a little, and then go back to work. At my last job I was by far one of the most productive people in my office but it almost always looked like…

I love seeing this question because I'm about to go back to school and will be going from pursuing a career in the arts (while maintaining a day job as an administrative assistant) to getting a computer engineering degree.

Personally, I'm dying for the day when men have a birth control of their own. As happy as I am with my non-hormonal IUD, I'd like birth control to be much more of a combined effort that didn't have to include pulling out or wearing condoms.

She looks so uncomfortable during this interview with some of the questions she's being asked. It makes me feel uncomfortable just watching it. I've totally been in that place of having to talk about things before I was ready and that's what it looks like to me.

Interesting. I work in tech and was thinking about the lack of gender and racial balance at my company. Despite the fact that we're an incredibly diverse company, almost all of the senior leadership is awfully pale skinned and mostly male. It made me wonder about how our company does or does not invest in the…

For reals reals? People actually do this?