Wow! Technology that has existed for decades, available on a $250 paperweight! What will you bless us with next, Nintendo?

Haven't you heard? I'm a detective now.

@El_Rey: Have fun with your N64 then, chico.

Who gives a shit? I have beautiful teeth.

@Mythos: Nerd fight.

It got a bit repetitive for me, and the action wasn't enough to keep me invested. This is coming from a River City Ransom fan.

It's Playstation Plus for Call of Duty.

The little triforce at the end of the arrow at the very end was a nice touch.

Who was shooting all those arrows at them?

"Puss"

No, this is much, much stupider than getting a regular Sonic The Hedgehog tattoo.

I walked into a woman in LA Noire, she fell and hit her head on a fire hydrant and died immediately.

@Surreal_Sunshine: Ritalin doesn't make you sleepless. You pretty much can't sleep on E, or coke for that matter. Most strong uppers.

Meh?

a more apt comparison may've been filet mignon to bologna, but you're far too air-headed for such a thing, clearly.

@Bubbleman!: dude compared a cheeseburger to a cheeseburger.

So people are devolving?

But what about equality?

Why does this article even exist?

Why play video games at all when we will all one day die?