It's more realistic this way anyways. That is a world I'd love to live in. Hockey would be the world's most popular sport, and those who disagree would be shot dead. A perfect world, I say!

Whatever happened to natural selection? Cop should've let it happen. I mean, we've all seen Final Destination, right?

who needs a new Madden if you've got this video?

Fellow survival horror game franchise Silent Hill used to be known for their great bonuses after completing the game. Katanas, Chainsaws, Beam Sabers, Costumes, and the chance to get the UFO ending.

Hopefully an Ape Escape game utilizing the NGP's dual touch surfaces. Ape Escape has always been a great innovator in that regard.

To outright say it's New York City is a bit much.

@JTBX: I believe that's what they called it. I did it back in 2008. It kind of ruins the experience of the game because you get to a point where you're running routes exactly and it makes things very mechanical. No trophy whatsoever for doing this.

Was anyone else reminded of the Master Hand fight at the end of the original Smash Bros? Galactus' moveset seems to be similar, lots of squishing and smacking.

I've never beat Ocarina of Time, despite talking about it as if I have. I never cared for it. I love Majora's Mask though.

adding Link's Awakening is a nice touch

@Kobun: Eating a fellow employee who has just recently committed suicide.

As a gesture of good faith, when you get to 100,000 fans, I'll put you on two continents.

Agro.

ataglance

@Tidusx100: I tried putting a greater than sign in between them. Apparently that wasn't happening.

NGP 3DS.

@Jad: Kotaku made an article like twenty minutes after my comment saying that they'd refer to it as NGP from now on.

Did you smell it, Bashcraft? If so, what does it smell like?