“Joe Buck wept”

Don’t forget that four out of five of those girls are being sexually asaulted everyday.

If I am being honest, I am trying new material before the next town hall debate.

It actually was quite common, I remember seeing it on an NFL films presentation at one point.

Instead of punishing him I heard that Goodell was going to take him to dinner.

His wife would settle for a twoskin.

His humor may be senseless.

Antonio Cromartie wishes he had more Ramses.

YOU CAN’T WIN, SMART GUYS.

I was gonna wear shorts today, with a red sweater.

She doesn’t look scared at all. That is a strangely shaped gun though.

Maybe she knows Park Ridge Kenny.

I only pretended to like you to get your vote.

I liked you better when you didn’t want to kill everyone that doesn’t look and think like you.

I remember she was stealing a lot of jokes from Gerry at the time.

Oh come on, they did this joke on Steinfeld 15 years ago.

Is it salad? Are we having salad?

Start him or sit him?

You are the one with genocidal dreams.

This reminds me of a story.