This game looks great. I'm always down for a game that tries something different.

First, try leaving the house. If this doesn't work... Try leaving the house.

It's a direct reference to the time Madonna scaled the wall of Sakanoue no Tamuramaro's castle and then proceeded to throw his mother off to her untimely death. Hence a mother chucking Ninja. So what that means is Madonna is not only a Ninja, who throws, or dare I say, chucks mothers, but she is also over a thousand…

I say they should deport his ass to Colorado. That will learn 'em!

I couldn't imagine playing a game like Baldur's gate without saving and dying a few thousand times. But hey, if that's what goes for fun these days, have at it kids.

I had a tumor once that was almost as funny as Kevin Hart.

The Japanese need to start banging and stop complaining.

I once wrote a really funny(I hoped!) cover letter when applying for a job WOTC. As one of my bullet points I put "Totally would have high fived Gary Gygax if I had the chance" I also had references to displacer beasts, mages, and getting killed by a rat. They called me within a week and I made it all the way to being…

The combat in Witcher 2 was great, much better than than the first game. This isn't Fable so I think you can be not-so-cautiously-optimistic that the combat will kick much olde timey arse in Witcher 3.

At long last I'll finally be able to live my dream to play as a sassy fancy walking skeleton.

Sounds like this could be really cool. I might not even mind hours of cut-scenes.

Wow what a great looking game. In some of the shots the physics seem wrong.... Not sure why... maybe the cars are too light. I have faith it will be awesome regardless.

You had me at honey badger.

I've always been a fan of Kano's Italo Disco music. Not only is he a cybernetic bad ass in the octagon, he can rock a dance floor with the best of them.

That logo is pretty hideous. It looks OK in the trailer but as a stand alone... it's a D-.

I haven't played my 3DS in much too long. I might have to get this.

The Rockabilly look has been around in Japan for a long time. Not sure how popular it is but there are a lot of photos to suggest that it is popular enough to be a thing.

An IP so strong the game totally doesn't matter.

I should be bothered more but I'm not. You don't have to download it if you don't want to( which will probably be the popular response). Really they should have made Mario's car red. That's maybe the most jarring thing. Do these cars each get their own stats or are they just generic skins?

These were the greatest headphones of all time, they don't make them anymore.

These were the greatest headphones of all time, they don't make them anymore.