You're being condescending as hell. I've been in a relationship for three years. I'm a grown woman. Thank you for the concern.

To each their own kink, and all, but the daddy/infantalized woman thing always grosses me out. Especially when there's a legit large age difference at play. I'm continually amazed and confused by how popular it seems to be. I'm cool with D/s, but if some dude tried to pull "daddy and little girl talk" out of me I'd…

Look on the bright side: it's given you an opportunity to learn that "nonsense" isn't hyphenated!

I once bought a maternity shirt from Target. Then I cut out the tag so no one could see the "Liz Lange Maternity" tag. BTW, I'VE NEVER BEEN PREGNANT.