Well Valerie Platt now you have

YES! my friends never understand me when I say "painfully small" and mean it literally.

I've done the "you can put it in now" thing too... but amazingly I was able to save him form complete embarrassment. Right after I said it I realized my mistake and said something like "oh yeah that's it!" really enthusiastically and I guess he bought it and thought maybe I had some sort of delayed response vagina…

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So many people so hung up on this 20 min fuck thing.... I don't think he's implying every time he has sex it's wham-bam. A good quickie is fun for everyone every now and again.

eh, to your last point... I don't see how him making this list at all indicates an uninspiring person in the bedroom. If anything he's got determination and dedication. (If I try to keep a daily log of ANYTHING it lasts 3 days.) From my understanding he came up with this idea because he said to her "you never want to…