Stay the hell away from my Scandinavian rad Bros, Kratos.

I want to see how scary Mewtwo would be in a live action movie. You know it’d be him.

Thanks Amazon!!!!

My problem with millennials, as someone who is a millennial (damn being born in 1985) is they have this entitlement that just makes me want to scream at them.

Maybe before then, they could...I don’t know...fix their servers and/or the way the game handles stuff that’s unlocked in the meantime? My fiance was kicked off online mode 4 times in one night, which meant he couldn’t do any challenges to unlock anything or use anything previously unlocked until it showed connected…

I’m sad I missed Celebi. I have Mew (because I’m not missing my magic pink kitty) I think August is going to be the craziest because the internet loves Arcecus.

I have said for years that I would happily sing ‘Space Olympics’ for karaoke at my own wedding. I’m getting married on July 4th. This is happening.

When I first heard about this, my initial thought was just “missed it by THAT much”

Don’t forget Alexander being a passive agGres site douche!

QUESTION!

Thank you so much. ThaT graphics card is my present to myself.

Thank you so much. ThaT graphics card is my present to myself.

Back in the day.... (sigh) I picked Blue because I had just gotten into the pokemon trading card game. The first card that had been given to me, ever and I still have it because it is my precious, was Vulpix. So I wanted the game that Vulpix was in. I know it’s not the best pokemon, but it is my favorite nostalgia…

Omg what does this do to your digital copy of the game??? It destroyed my Blue cartridge back in the day

I love X-files more than life itself, but after the 2nd “movie” I realized that Chris Carter is basically the M. Knight of TV sci-fi. He even said that he never believed that Mulder and Scully had a romantic relationship. It made me believe he never watched his own show.

Wait, is this why my game was choppy was hell on my beautiful computer and crashed my cpu because the damn thing thought it was overclocking?! I’m terrified to play the damn game!

Yes, those smaller Equestria Girls Figures for days. I already have Fluttershy at my desk at work. They are so much nicer than the nightmare fuel they keep thinking people want that is the full 11 inch figures.

It’s only for this weekend? What happens after that?

As someone who had Venomoth, Alakazam, and Vaporeon in her final party this list hurts me.

Except Gandhi, who is just “Time to die shitstain”

My fiance and I got each other Xcom 2 for Valentine’s Day (so romantic, I know). Last night I was LANing Civ5 while he was playing the first mission and I all heard was “What? You make Zombies now? Oh sorry, PSYCHIC ZOMBIES” followed by “AND MIND CONTROL?!?”