I loathe Trump as much as the next Jezebel commenter, but I hate this sign stealing/burning stuff.

He’s a good teen

I enjoyed that probably more than I should have.

The most serious issue of this election is not Donald Trump. It’s people who support Donald Trump.

In his defense, removing himself from her life forever was one way to cure her of a cancer.

I really despised what Manning did and am happy to see her locked up for the entire sentence.

You can get solitary confinement for attempting suicide because solitary confinement comes with more strict controls on the contents of your cell and how often your jailers physically lay eyes on you. All of which equals a safer, although not more pleasant, environment for the inmate. It’s not just “Lock her in the…

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Goddamn that was some amazing evasive maneuvering.

Right? All the people who were there now get to say ‘I watched the hurricane game.’ Which is a hell of a lot cooler than saying ‘I had tickets to the game that was cancelled by the hurricane.’

Not a good look, Tic Tac people. Even the guys who make roofies have renounced this shitbag.

my worst Miss U.

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

Best part is that it was on TV.

Sharia law would be fine if it had more Jesus.

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I’m starting* to think Trump is a pathological liar. He constantly lies about trivial things, his lies are instantly and easily exposed, yet he continues on as if nothing happened. Take for instance all the supposed speakers at the convention. Right after he says Big Ben and Tebow will be there, it’s immediately shot…

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

Oh Jesus Christ. President Obama has been incredibly restrained in discussing unjustified shootings of Black men by the police. What the fuck is wrong with this moron?