Man, that movie really got him worked up. All his speeches about how he created Sarah Connor, so we’re good for female heroes. It’s kind of embarrassing, really.

What.

Because they don’t want to. The right to choose extends past abortion, people! Don’t worry about other women’s wombs or eggs (in this case).

As someone trying to adopt, it’s way fucking harder to do that than to do IVF or use a surrogate. And then you have to make tough choices about what risks you’re going to take on...heroin-exposed baby? Grandma has schizophrenia? Mom screened positive for amphetamines but says she just took Sudafed?

I’ve been hoping for True West, to continue the Kanye compass.

All she’s known for!?! Ahem. Excuse me. Perhaps you’re not acquainted with a little movie called MANNEQUIN??

After YEARS of not understanding why people find Harry attractive (other than the fact that he’s a prince), I watched that video and suddenly it all makes sense...

I feel bad for anyone that dates Emily in the future.

This is fun! Let’s take other Fox News personalities, put them on a mainstream network and revel at how weird and uncomfortable they seem. Like a moose wearing pants.

Jesus, that’s creepy. But at least now there’s precedent for when I tell my husband I’m getting buried next to Grant Gustin instead of him! 🙄

He may not have called them bitches, but he sure as hell didn’t respect them. I will never understand the Hefner apologists - it is no coincidence that Cosby and Hefner were best buddies and at least one of the Cosby rapes happened at the Playboy Mansion.

I will never understand this dude’s popularity with women. The man basically kept a creepy babe-zoo in his house and only supported ‘women’s empowerment’ as long as it fit his idea of women being naked and not being ~prudes~ about it. If literally any other man did this, would we applaud him for being an ‘icon’?

You can file a claim on a gingerbread house and receive damages? What’s next, my brother suing me because I raided his Lego pirate ship for parts when we were kids?

I’ve met with three about breast reduction to lessen my back pain and chances of BC - and all three have pointed out flaws in my body I didn’t come in to fix without me asking for their opinions. I have a sister who got a nose job, and has gone back four times to get it *tweaked* to two different plastic surgeons…

Didn’t someone in government make it clear to him already that it wasn’t strictly legal to do that (and that they were always cached ANYWAY!)?

Plastic surgeons have this wonderful trick where they convince you that things are wrong with your body and everyone knows it but you.

Remember that time that Tim Allen got busted for drunk driving?

I don’t see what that has to do with anything but maybe if you want to collect taxes from a territory you should let them vote on representatives who set those taxes...

Guys, a friend of mine from Puerto Rico has been said that even the aid that’s available isn’t getting to where it needs to go because basically all the infrastructure has been decimated. Because Puerto Rico isn’t a state, there is no one in Congress representing their interests, so please, call your reps and senators…