I can’t tell if they’re drawing dicks in everything, or if I’m seeing dicks in everything.

My two sons think their dicks are fucking hilarious.

That is my fave recurring bit on Seth Meyers’ show. They seem to be having so much fun doing it, and I always love how much joy Amber Ruffin shows when a joke generates a huge groan in the audience.

Anything involving Amber is my favorite part of Seth Meyers’ show.

“ But please do tell me *again* how long a day Mr. Kappa was working prior to having his car crash. Every single headline has mentioned it.”

Except that 1 in 5 women are sexually assaulted in the US, so if you’re one of those girls trying to just be a kid and be at your school’s game, this has plunged you into PTSD.

@ArielWray

I live in a large city, which means my child sees penis graffiti on a regular basis. He also is the proud owner and uncoordinated operator of an actual penis. I assume he will draw many penisi* in his lifetime. This is not a big deal 🙄.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism

People can care about multiple things.

“These are four of the best students, academically, behavioral-wise,” Wilson said. “They just made a bad decision.”

their parents understand that their intent was not to offend

This is what can happen to a situation where students made a bad decision but once it gets on social media, it gets ramped up and it really spreads like wildfire.

Still doesn’t excuse this “joke.”

Jez, I love you, but this horse seems confusingly beyond dead. I absolutely believe in believing the victims, but... Kirkman straight up said it’s not him two years ago, and specifically called out Jezebel for spreading these rumors:

i don’t think racist hatred of black people lives inside most black children.

exactly. if all black people were transferred back to the motherland and there were NO WHITE PEOPLE AROUND, there would still be black patriarchy keeping women “in their place” and not listening to us when we say that we’re raped, beaten and killed.

He’s correct. As a percentage of the population, logistics experts are extremely rare. To find a woman logistics expert you’d have to work at it. Maybe hang out at bars near UPS headquarters.