Remember when all the LGBTQ people seceded from the United States, declared war on America, then got their asses kicked and surrendered?

I would love to know who her chiropractor is, given that she can bend over backwards in her defense of actual Nazis. 

Hannah, Parmageddon is way better than Cheddarmegeddon. It’s important to me that you know that.

Paris Dennard’s blatant, pathetic attempts to whitewash Trump’s lack of moral leadership on racism has caused a large number of dislocated necks and Scooby Doo double takes on CNN. Just watch the novel playing over Symone Sanders face as she tries to listen to Dennard’s complete misrepresentation of reality without…

She’s still no Bai Ling!

This has nothing to do with free speech. These assholes don’t have a right to a job at a company that doesn’t want to employee them because they’re now a liability. The right to employment is not enshrined in the constitution. They weren’t maced, tear gassed, or shot with rubber bullets at their protest. The…

Well the people outing them are just practicing their free speech rights too.

So as painful and surreal and fucked up as my situation was, I don’t ever want to use this as an example to justify anything.

I.... have no idea where you’re going with that headline or this article?

I feel like the lede here should be “Conor Oberst was falsely accused of rape, and OH HEY uses the opportunity when asked about it to be publicly compassionate toward women who’ve been assaulted.”

That...seems okay as far as comparisons go? Maybe even a bit understating it, since this accusation was another person’s willful act and accidents are, well, accidents.

I apologize for venting like a masagonistic faggot.

I thought that Justin and Blac Chyna had drama with each other and was like

And locomotive Jones returns! With an inane and cliche post...complaining about you being inane and cliche. What a treat.

Required reading:

My first thought was literally “THAT SNAKE WAITED TILL THEY TAPED THE REUNION TO DO THIS! WHAT THE FUCK.”

oh boy

Also: EVERY AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION (yes, that includes the Second, Mr. Miller)

If we’re going to jump on things that don’t count because they “were added later”, let’s talk about “In God We Trust” and “The Pledge of Allegiance”.

it’s the triple parentheses that really elevate this comment