Less creepy?
I’ve met with three about breast reduction to lessen my back pain and chances of BC - and all three have pointed out flaws in my body I didn’t come in to fix without me asking for their opinions. I have a sister who got a nose job, and has gone back four times to get it *tweaked* to two different plastic surgeons…
Plastic surgeons have this wonderful trick where they convince you that things are wrong with your body and everyone knows it but you.
Nope. Not a thing. Fake news. Sad. MAGA.
Imagine if Puerto Rico said, “Sorry, we can’t send your $4 billion in taxes this year b/c you’re just like across a very big ocean.”
I think he forgot air travel exists.
Yea - But where do you stand on slits?
At a concert I wore a cute-ass jumper, but then I found out the toilets were port-o-potties with no lighting.
I can’t tell if they’re drawing dicks in everything, or if I’m seeing dicks in everything.
Me and Mr. KellyRipasHair went to the Ren Faire last weekend and the little kid fairy wands were 100% crack pipes filled with colored sand.
Kids didn’t notice.
Oh wait. I see it.
Thank you for your service to the community.
What about Iman’s makeup line? It’s a $25billion company launched in 1994.
Hey Google - You should probably come out and admit selling ads to companies called “Vote4TrumpNow” based in Russia.
Everyone with Google Analytics knows it already.
Ugh I’m so, so sorry. My mom’s had benign tumors removed in her breasts and the technology for reconstruction has come sooo far in the last five years alone. But I had nipple reconstruction too. It’s nice because the scarring actually makes the nipple look more natural instead of just of a flat pod. I have to have…
Some men find big feet sexually attractive. I didn’t see a chapter about why my sexy-ass feet grew.
I had boobie surgery too! Aka my boobs made smaller, but I have pretty hefty scarring that I thought would freak men out.
It turns out guys just want something to put their dick in, and didn’t care. The older the dude was, the more used he was to seeing scars, so there you go!
Ah okay fair enough. I can’t fault you for wanting that in an article, I think that’s a good point.
Lucretia Martel “Zama” (One of the most anticipated films of the year.)