Hey Google - You should probably come out and admit selling ads to companies called “Vote4TrumpNow” based in Russia.

Everyone with Google Analytics knows it already.

Ugh I’m so, so sorry. My mom’s had benign tumors removed in her breasts and the technology for reconstruction has come sooo far in the last five years alone. But I had nipple reconstruction too. It’s nice because the scarring actually makes the nipple look more natural instead of just of a flat pod. I have to have…

Some men find big feet sexually attractive. I didn’t see a chapter about why my sexy-ass feet grew.

I had boobie surgery too! Aka my boobs made smaller, but I have pretty hefty scarring that I thought would freak men out.

It turns out guys just want something to put their dick in, and didn’t care. The older the dude was, the more used he was to seeing scars, so there you go!

Ah okay fair enough. I can’t fault you for wanting that in an article, I think that’s a good point.

Lucretia Martel “Zama” (One of the most anticipated films of the year.)

Can you tell her random people on the internet want to know? TYVM

Never feel jealous of people who are apparently fancier than you - it’s probably all drug trafficking.

I work with Cleveland Clinic and they really appreciate feedback. If you want to share this support with their team (your local or national) they would loveeee it and it would lead to do more of the same in the future.

You should be proud. Gravestone proud.

Sidenote - Isn’t it illegal for the President to block you from seeing government proclamations? You should sue.

Raise your hand if you worked on the same Warpeds & Bamboozle as Jeffree Star and he was an asshole to you, your friends and all of the people he came in contact with.

But the cookbook!!!!!

I mean, there’s “knowing” and then “knowing” what House you’re in.

Like 11 year old KellyRipasHair “knew” she was Gryffindor” but 26 year KRH had Pottermore tell her she was in Ravenclaw. So obvs I’m Ravenclaw even though it’s complete and utter bullshit and ruined my lifeeeee.

Every time the teasers get me pumped - Every time I stop watching mid-season

EVERY TIME, MURPHY. WHY DON’T I LEARN.

The amount of effort I’ve put into keeping my white progressive girlfriends in the fight now that the first candidate they ever actively supported lost, is absolutely exhausting.

If I have to hear, “You should turn off listening to politics for a while! It made me feel better.” Like you fucking voted for Jill Stein,…

I will bet a million dollars that they point to having a female Doctor as them taking a step forward for gender equality.

STOP RUINING MY FIRST LADY DOCTOR

Saw it - Totally fine for an 8 yr old. There’s one scene that is a little sad for about 60 seconds and someone throws the middle finger.

Peter is supposed to be 14/15 in the movie, so it’s about as moody and dramatic as the Ultimate animated series.

*Hides rug*

Yea...gross...those people are gross..........

This enrages me.