Gaaawddd he’s such a douchebaggggggggg

In a survey that I paid myself to conduct - 5 out of 5 people at the coffee shop I’m in would rather shoot themselves in the foot than go to a uber-Christian Noah-themed park. #FactsRFacts

Wait. Is this true? I’m gonna repeat it to friends like it’s true.

That’s fucking disgusting. How did this get approved.

I’m not crying. You’re crying.

Wait - She’s using it wrong, right? Right???

Oh thank gawd I thought it was just me.

I literally pretended in my own head that I knew what they were to come off cooler to myself.

Personal, like, they know my favorite color and Backstreet Boy member?

UGH I CAN’T BELIEVE I DOUBTED YOU FOR A SECOND CHRIS EVANS.

I’m sorry, I’ll never rethink how I think of my Chrises again.

.....Is Topher short for Christopher.....

WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD

....I wonder if they sell that poster in the SNL gift store

Ughhh that pisses me off!!

Hahaha she was just a little snot. Like full of herself and outright mean.

We asked her to come back to speak to a graduating class and she wanted us to pay for her plane ticket, flight, hotel costs for several nights, food, and a bunch of other things. (The school is an upperish middle-class private school, but it…

I WISH

Star Jones went to my high school. Even the nuns hated her.

Came here to question the same thing. No one wants that logo on their WW.

This drove me insane - I know a lot of people who are stunt doubles in movies and they refuse to fight in high heels, so I pay attention to shoes in fight scenes for funsies. I went into the movie thinking they used wedges so she could let her stunt double hide her feet inside the heel for complicated combat scenes.…

Weirdly enough - he meant the jiggle of Zac Efron’s balls.

I saw it! It’s good. Like good-good. Story, characters, combat all that jazz.

(or jizz in Vulture’s case)