People want to fuck just my knees all the time.

Did you use a website or are you that good at anagrams?

Cuz I’ve got some word combos I’d like to pass by you.

This is wonderful. Mazel tov to the happy couple (but mainly to me).

OOooOoo. Your house must be so damn clean...I am so jealous. Disappointed in the corded Dyson feedback. God speed in your hair journey.

I know!! Respect the backstory.

I have a cordless Dyson (I wanna say DC44) and it’s the best overpriced fucking thing I’ve ever had. It’s been three years and it still holds the same half hour charge and is super easy to take apart/navigate.

UGH you totally beat me to this.

I still have it burned in my mind when Bones shows Booth how her Toyota Prius can park itself. Like there has to be a better way of schilling that car more naturally.

“Look how many brutally murdered dead bodies are in here.”
“Dang! That Toyota Prius sure has a lot of trunk space!”

Thanks, Obama. Psfft.

Anyway - Make sure she knows neck/face tattoos age like shit. Same with those finger tattoos. They rub off and the ink doesn’t stay because of thin skin and frequent use. She’ll have to pay money to get them done again every so many years.

Who is this lost Kardashian child?

Someone put out an Amber Alert.

Or who the hell they polled. Or how profits are effected. Such a strange poll to use.

This is gonna go up when I make my weekly trip to Target for toilet paper and light bulbs, then come out with $500 worth of shit.