Princess

Best in Show. Give it a try. It’s brilliant.

If Christopher Guest is involved, I’m watching.

AHHHHHH

Then you’d better have them stay away from television. Pretty much all media in fact.

“Sodium bicarbonate!? That sounds like a toxin!”

My mom was the same way, cept w/ Cocaine.

A mass spec machine is cheap, like a used car. I wouldn’t call it advanced. But it’s cool dude was getting high.

Bitch, better have my feathers.

More of a “fuck off” wrenchingly, I would say

Family. Business.

Because of a greenhouse? Did a villainous scallywag greenhouse break your heart?

DID SHE APPROVE THIS FUCKING BEIGE MONSTROSITY SHE MADE ME WEAR TO MY OWN FUCKING BIRTHDAY PARTY WHERE SHE FUCKING HAND HUGGED ME? DID SHE? I AM ON THE A-LIST, YOU MONSTER! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT? YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN WILLOW PAPE! YOU ARE NOTHING, KIM! NOTHING!

I need someone to explain to me why I like Khloe Kardashian. I think she is my fav.