I guess that Susan Calvin, Murchison, Podkayne Fries, and Helva (XH-834) do not count

I like to imagine the back of the corpse's head in the coffin looking like a toddler's first DIY haircut.

We can hope that more research will result in the means to combat this unfortunate trend.

Glasses are fashionable now. You'll take my Warby Parkers over my dead body.

My fav part about the duck dynasty dudes is that this look is just a gimmick. There's pictures of them from like 5 years ago where they just look like preppy country club boys

Is it just me or does the actress to the right in Bette Midler’s clip look like she has a boner resting down the middle of her chest? It looks...confident as well.

I was scared until I got to the part about a basement in Louisiana. Pffft....

My dad has believed until a couple of months ago that my brother, who is 5 years older than me, was actually 2 years younger than me. I corrected him about it and he was genuinely shocked.

I’m full of Percocet and Benadryl, so maybe I’m just a dum-dum, but—even if the backronym was accurate—wouldn’t it be “ensure”?

I’m 78% sure they know something we don’t about coming technology that they will want to stay on the cusp of therefore will need to throw money at in the form of “Supporting Climate Change”

When you have money, people go out of their way so you don’t have to spend it. When you’re broke, they squeeze every cent out of you

You mean preying?

It’s expensive to be poor. Rushcard is proving that and then some.

right. that makes sense. but come on high speed rail! we can do this, people.

I hate them all. That also saves me from making sweeping pronouncements like “I’m never flying United again.” I don’t fly often enough to get significant status on any one airline, which to me is the only reason to pay more for one airline over another, so I will fly whatever is cheapest because they all suck equally.

He died in 1932. Too late. (this reference only makes sense if you’ve read the book on the left.)

at first i thought matt wasn't cute, and then i saw him in motion as 11 instead f in a still image, and i thought i was wrong, he's really cute.