Every time I've tried to call my city's non-emergency line, they just transfer me to 911. It's a great way to make me feel guilty about tying up the emergency line when all I wanted to do is report a vehicle that was blocking the road, making it impossible for the school busses to pass.

Locals costume the whole Halloweek (and p much any other time we feel like it), so it is pretty unlikely anyone was doing much judging. Shit, my group of friends occasionally costume to go to each others weddings, so a costume the day after Halloween is nothing!

Thank you for reposting your story! I love reading these stories, but I seriously think I need to take a break from reading them because I'm getting freaked out everytime I have to go outside alone at night. And when I'm home alone. And especially when I put in headphones. I'm shuddering just thinking about it!

Yeah, about that.... Is there a way to sort posts so newer ones show up first? I kept trying to find more to read, but it is impossible to scroll far enough down.

It's usually because most places do 1.5 ounces per mixed drink/rocks, but do a 2 oz neat pour. More alcohol = more money.

Your story is incredibly similar to my labor and childbirth, although I was 6 weeks early, and I didn't actually have to be induced, my labor started naturally and progressed well. Low amniotic fluid, went in for pre-natal testing to make sure baby was ok and had my water break while in the office. All I'd had that…

Me either. If it's not coworkers or managers harassing me, it's the customers.

In my younger, wilder, days, I used to delight in freaking guys out by using a (clean, obvs) tampon plunger tube instead of a straw. People question a straw in your purse, but no one looks twice at a tampon. ;)

Not only are their lots of female characters, Finn and Jake have female counterpoints from a fanfic one of the character writes, named Fionna and Cake. There are two full episodes focusing on the main characters as females.

McDonalds labeled the Adventure Time toys as "boy toys" as well. I think the "girls toys" at that time was a Barbie or princess toy.

Yep. I've tried so many types of birth control, and I have yet to find something that doesn't make me miserable. I started taking the pill at 17, and didn't have many issues initially, but as I got older, I had to try something different because they discontinued the pill I was taking. I was put on one pill, which was…

I wish my restaurant had a lemon charge! It drives me crazy when cheap people ask for lemons for their water, then add sweetener to make lemonade for free instead of just ordering a damn drink. They always make a huge mess with the sugar packs, and of course these these are invariably the same people too cheap to…

Every funeral I've ever been to in New Orleans is open bar.

I've been feeling like april was going to be a terrible month, but I thought it had more to do with the two weeks of work I've missed. My toddler washed my last pair of contacts down the drain, and replacing them is taking forever. I wear -16 contact lenses, with glasses over them, so I can't drive or work without my…

I just spent a few hours on her site, and I'm so very disappointed that I don't seem to be a candidate for VCH (or ANY clitoral piercing). But thanks, anyway, for the link; it was a very interesting read.

They have been poisoning strays in the streets in Sochi. These dogs are unlikely to survive in Sochi for long. :(

These make me happy every. Single. Time!

I know this is a little late...but the tshirt has images from a Sesame Street song, "I love my hair".

I know this is a little late...but the tshirt has images from a Sesame Street song, "I love my hair".

Nah, I bet he saw the Cosmic Owl!