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What It Feels Like to Die

Even though death is a universal experience, we don’t know a whole lot about what it actually feels like to die.

And yet people still consistently go “I think we need to see all the evidence first...”. And its utterly infuriating.

Hygiene and work ethic aside, is it possible to fire someone for horrendous musical taste?

Dear Little Caesars:

I basically assumed this is how you ran your business anyway, you’re Little Caesars. It’s cool, we’re fine.

As an atheist, death holds no power over me. What happens after I die? Probably the same bullshit that was happening to “me” in the billions of years before I was born.

I’ve flatlined twice (fortunately super briefly both times) and neither that nor revival was any different from falling asleep and waking up, although the waking up from those was instantaneous, whereas, well, I’m not a morning person, let’s just say.

What side is his haircut?

North Korea needs to calm tf down and stop trying to incite global war.