Awesome! Thanks! They should include a link to this in the article.

Correct, it's almost useless.

Most men can put candles out with their licked fingertips - you need to man-up.

"...Because aspiration only removes a third of the food, the body still receives the calories it needs to function"

I'm late to the discussion, but I have an easier solution. Just dab your finger in vanilla and touch a hot lightbulb. This is an old real-estate agent's trick.

"Until then, try and work out exactly what it is amongst yourselves in the comments—without cheating and resorting to Google Images."

Use it to store used double-edge razor blades (for those who have discovered this superior art of wet-shaving and aren't still dragging 3-5 blades across their face).

For many examples of this, go watch Lincoln in theatres.

...madness?

There's no proof it came like this, the guy could have just re-packaged it.

Okay, but if the person doesn't know you well enough to realize that you're a saint who always means exactly what they say and never says anything out of sheer politeness - then just avoid cliche sentences in order to be clear. Admit it, it's really not bad advice. Maybe not always necessary, but it's still good…

The fact that it's cliche doesn't mean it has no weight to it, but it does remove some of the impact.

I agree, the delivery can make all the difference. So if you think you can make a strong delivery of a cliche sentence, then do so. Otherwise, a customized sentence for a particular situation could be more useful.

"Let me know if you need anything" is sort-of cliche and most people would just nod and say thank you. Maybe turn it into a couple of sentences and try to think of suggestions that would help.

Great tip! My favourite in a while.

#corrections

"The water could also be an intriguing resource for people. Between the scorched equator and the frozen poles, temperatures on Mercury can be temperate, especially a few feet below the surface, where the soil insulates against the temperature swings between day and night — an ideal location to build a colony."

I'll admit I don't know my Bonds, but the one third from the right doesn't even shoot his gun.

The article linked in this post was titled:

Weird, I was looking for a tl;dr at the bottom of the article.