too bad A.C. ain’t in charge no more

And it took you 5 years to come up with it.

Wait for it..... waaaaaaaait for it.............

Good points. I hope you are right.

The only chumps will be the ones paying to see this mess.

Having listened to the attached clip I believe the targets of his ire was as follows: The English language, the person in charge of mic levels on First Take, and everyone waiting for their car to get fixed across America.

Pretty sure that’s Dwayne Johnson, dude.

I have obtained exclusive video from the lead up to the collision:

I’ll go watch in my neighborhood sports bar, so at least I can have the pride of saying “I didn’t pay—sort of.” I will of course have to face the Walk of Shame afterwards, but it will be dark, so hopefully no one recognizes me.

Anyone who actually pays for this fight deserves to be shot out of a cannon into the Sun. This is MacGregor agreeing to get his ass kicked for many millions of dollars. That’s it. Other than everyone counting on selling a bajillion pay-per-views and getting fuckin PAID, there is zero reason this fight should happen.…

Yeah, whatever. Those aren’t reflexes ...

Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?

As someone who is absolutely not the target market, nor a potential buyer, I think it looks pretty damn cool.

i have an akita, he’s not short haired, he can’t run fast. basically what i’m saying is he’s colin kaepernick

This has got to really piss Brandon Phillips off.

Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

As statisically ridiculous 2004 Barry Bonds was, it doesn’t come close to the ridiculousness of that season if Barry never swung at a single pitch:

I know that look. It’s the same one I give my wife after one of the kids starts crying when I am supposed to be “watching” them.

Wade was fantastic tonight,