My guess is that because of those plates they’ll be considered more collectible, and “collectible” means “most will never, ever see the drag strip”, and that’s a god damned shame.

It’s kind of like seeing the word “vintage” on modern guitars/gear. If it says vintage anywhere on it, it isn’t.

Yes you are correct, buying a car simply to collect in a garage is pretty pretentious.

Nice try boomer

Right? This isn’t the 70’s!

You mean this isn’t a front-engined car?

Racing is a drop in the bucket compared to commuter cars, shipping, airliners, factories, and power plants. The amount of pollution put out by her car in less than 4 seconds is negligible in the grand scheme of things. Lighten up.

They don't HAVE to comp the drink. You don't HAVE to tip. The bartender knew you might find the drink too sweet. It sounds like he expected your response. Yet he didn't warn you nor comp a clearly problem product. I hope you took the $12 out of his tip...

Friendly neighborhood car sales men here...

Why did he ask me to put cash on the dresser?

Asking for a friend... What if we show up and want to talk about something other than cars?

I mean, pre-Chrysler, Jeep was already run by the French via Renault’s involvement in AMC. 

I think FIAT being run by the French is more weird.

I want to dress up in all leather and my wife can be Chris Berman.

Germ Spanfeller would call the cops on a kid’s lemonade stand - and then take over the lemonade stand.

Jim Spermfeeler wipes back-to-front after taking a dump.

Jim Spamfuller doesn’t respond to reader emails and probably sleeps with a nightlight.

Jim Spamfeller gives trick-or-treaters low-grade Dollar Store candy that he bought on sale two Halloweens ago.

Jim Spamfeller doesn’t have to wear a Halloween costume, since he’s already a ghoul.

No one gives a fuck, Stick to politics!