P100D Turbo is my preference 

I feel like this article would land better if Jezebel hadn’t also posted an article yesterday night that kind of mocked her for this. Different writers, I know, but still feels a little inconsistent.

“Justin” huh? I’m sensing a Tyler Durden situation going on here. 

I did not repeatedly bash the fish with a rock. One blow, dead. I found that much more merciful than lobotomizing it with a stick, but I respect whatever method works for you. I didn’t come here to fishsplain.

He’s calling for regulation, not nationalization. Big difference.

Biscuit, easily.

I get it, we have a torch at home, my wife as already given me the speech.

I went on a few dates with a guy who told me that “food is just fuel” and he didn’t care about how it tasted as long as it was healthy. Things did not work out. 

Technically ketchup is a fruit, a berry to be more precise.

It’s called being a Democrat Katherine. 

i google the creme brulee paragraphs to see if this was a bit from american psycho. 

why did you not marry her?

When I was in my early 20's, I was on a blind date with a cute lady who seemed nice, if a bit distant. We went to a Chinese restaurant (that doesn’t exist anymore) and I ordered the corn and white fungus soup. After the first couple spoonfuls, she told me that she hated the way I ate soup, pulled a ten out of her…

Last week I bowled a 147.  I could have bowled a 300 but I chose not to.

The only shuddering plants in Ohio are the ash trees when they see the emerald ash borers headed their way.

Is wanted to install a pair upside down and make them sad eyes.

I probably shouldn’t admit this - but until now I thought that these were OEM on some trim levels of the Jeep. I don’t think I’ve seen but a handful of new ones without them; I had zero idea these were aftermarket.

I wonder if they checked to see how many of those leftover 2018s are carryover Wrangler JKs, since Jeep was building both JK and JL Wranglers and Wrangler Unlimiteds for the 2018 model year.

It also has TWO Federal Reserve Banks. 

Nick: