*Updated statement:

I’m still waiting for this to become a real course

In a world of microaggressions. Welcome to deadspin. 

Why would DT want another non-running Jeep in his yard?

Nice! Your chauffeur must really enjoy that.

[Okay, but in all seriousness that sounds like a fun ride.]

Yeah, basically, the conversation was “You’re a doodoo head!” and then Stephens responded with “You shouldn’t call people doo doo heads!” and then “Here are a compelling facts that prove you are a doo doo head! ”

That last email is the one you should have sent first, and it’s a shame you had to let Bret Fucking Stephens hand you your ass before you realized that.

She will be forever banned from the CFL and participation in the 36.5 Metre Dash.

hmmm. I’ve been a life-long MJ fan and never thought the allegations were true. I thought he was just a weirdo who liked hanging out with kids because of his stunted mental state. But then when I heard about this documentary it did change my mind (though I haven’t seen it yet) simply because of the fact that: why…

“Some duct tape will fix that right up!” -The Ferrari F40 guy

Rolla also has a big engineering school

It's not like it's Perkins...

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

People who want to drive their house around. 

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

HELLCAT ROJO DIABLO EXXXXTREME WIDEBODY EDITION SRT 16.

The usual.

I got a fever...

Starting to wonder what the last vehicle was that Jalopnik reviewed that was actually available in the United States.

This enrages me. Whenever people leave screen protectors on forever I think “who are you saving it for?”.