And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the car fell in
And I would have liked to have known you
But it was just a vid
Your engine hydrolocked long before
Your legend ever did

Ejected from the game? No, he should be arrested. Since this doesn’t seem likely for reasons I don’t understand, could the guy on the ground sue him if he winds up with lengthy injuries?

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

We’re thankful for direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos and titanium valve springs. And of course, family. Here’s hoping you can enjoy yours this week.

And if you see one deer crossing the road, be on the lookout for more. They’re seldom alone.

RWD FTW!

*slams fist on the table*

i think your accusation is nullified by the fact that someone had to write a column on how exactly to tell the difference. i’m sure part of the issue is that mclarens are far more rare than other models (like Porsche’s for example) so not seeing one often except in press releases and car reviews makes them all look…

I think that’s in the bylaws governing supercars somewhere. Non-latest technology that isn’t yet a classic must depreciate to the point where Tavarish takes notice.

I once had the daily horror of driving a Bronco II.

Ahem, Kompressor

Because they are tastier?

I’m looking to form a club.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

So, You want to tell me You have curfew in America due to some strong winds, and some reporter goes ape-shit, calling “crazy” and “dangerous” because of someone doing donuts on TOTALLY EMPTY road?

But really.... they were fast. I mean, these things are a lot of cars for lunch even unmodded.

I’d almost rather see an F40 in ashes...

Well most of my knowledge of police protocol comes from Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit II so I’m pretty sure the helicopter comes in by the time you unlock the Ford GT.

Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”