you have to burn a F35 in effigy.

Ain’t the first time he’s used that golden parachute.

Probably needs more WRC stickers.

Man with Punch-Bug Expects Answers Besides Volkswagen Beetle.

I don’t even need to change it into a person. I’ll punch it in the face as is.

season 3 of serial

I’m with you. Give me SY Maltese Falcon over that any day.

Neutral: Know anyone that bought Ferrari stock yet?

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

Luckily for everyone else in the world, people who take their hobbies too seriously have no power to prevent the rest of us from trying things out. People that consider themselves gatekeepers are almost always ass hats. It’s true for Brian Mccan, and if this article is any indication, it’s true for this guy.

American players and the greater U.S. system so abhor strong criticism and the kind of accountability seen in the international game at its highest levels that they’d rather have a coach who doesn’t call anyone out even if that’s exactly what they hired him to do.

/Relationship changed from “Single” to “It’s Complicated”

<insert Takata airbag joke here>

From your perspective, what went wrong?

Occam’s Razer (sic) suggests that the Raiders don’t want to acknowledge a Super Bowl that will be played down the road in Santa Clara

After reading these, I’m going to have to remember to ask “What flavor is the soup du jour” instead of anything that could possibly be misinterpreted by someone who thinks (possibly correctly) that their customers are morons.

I’m trying to find the part where they answered the question.