Compared to playing pacman on actual city grids this is pretty lame. Google set the bar much higher for themselves.

Bought a ‘15 TDI new off the lot in late ‘14. Wife needed a new car that was: manual trans, small, fuel efficient, comfortable, and stylish.. in that order. MKVII Golf fit the bill to a tee. From the first test drive (that torque! that handling!) to a few months later when the valet kids fought over who got to take it…

R17 tires on 18 inch wheels. Nice.

If traction control on a Huracan is at all defeatable, you know this tool had it off.

I had the 4cyl MX6. Fun little junior executive coupe. Could have used more power.
I also had the first gen Probe GT (turbo) ... mad little hot hatch, no way it only had 145hp.

Thank you. Typical Jalopnik miss to not have this in the article.

As a proud Kansas Citian, a recovering foodie, and a fat person, I have to ask: WTF is Long-Bell Restaurant? Am I just that old and out of touch?

Was expecting this

I came here for “Car and Truck Buying...” not this horseplay.

How does no one remember the Monterey Ranch Chicken from the ‘90s? It’s at the “Szechuan sauce before R&M” level of obscure. But they (soft tacos, burritos, maybe something else on the theme?) were the best things Taco Bell has ever made.

Great article, well written. Looking forward to more Misha posts!

My neighbor recently replaced their 2wd Suzuki Vitara with an AWD Caliber. It’s not terrible to see parked next door. And I don’t have to pull him out of the ditch/mud/snow drift any more. After the third time this winter of us pulling the Suzuki out, the Caliber showed up and we haven’t talked much since.
(And,…

These Human Centipede sequels have gotten less creepy every outing.

You’re “torn” about this? Are you also “torn” about puppies, rainbows, and all other good things in the world? Who the... writing for... “torn”... wtf.

Rolla also has a big engineering school

No mention of the fact that he heads off the way he came (and no time marker for the video, don’t have 15min to spare to find it to see if he comes back around)
(but I do have 30 seconds to whine here)

Glowplugs work. Just make sure you have anti-gel in your fuel.

I always thought the Mustang’s were a little obvious.

I can’t be the only one who’s convinced that that is 20 year old cling film on the display, and I’m triggered that no one has peeled it off yet.

Framing this one.
(so that my grandchildren can laugh at you when we’re all dead)