I guess the 3 random rocks in front of the car are meant to take away from the size of the kidney grille.

I see you got to meet Markus, son of Walter Frey, famously known for the lesser-known Soul Red Wedding. Beautiful museum is beautiful.

Always a head-turner when I see one. That said, I want to find a red one and get a vanity plate saying “MEGAS”.

I’m in a similar situation, as a twenty something year old with a 2008 Cayman. On the highway, people follow farther away, turn around to look, and some even cut you off amidst traffic. I do get the comments. People think it’s worth so much more than it is and think I’m well off. But all you gotta do is tell them how…

The description definitely gets the point across. I’m just glad he’s not writing like he’s out of the new Chevy commercials !

Actually, I feel bad for people when they buy something they should! One of my adult friends from high school just bought a new Malibu. It’s awesome, responsible, and good for him.

Haha, now that sounds incredibly fun. Kudos to you for the idea xD

Must be one of those Porsche 911Dittos. The Cheerios is a nice touch.

Why are the workers standing next to a Malibu?

I feel like what’s going to happen is that the market is going to be saturated with models of various generations, akin to some people still using Windows ME (they’re out there!!).

A gasoline version of their i8? I like it.

Those 2017 Legos sure aren’t as sturdy as those 1970s Legos >.>

Looks like a fresh take on a Crosstrek. That’s about it.

Damn you Jalopnik for making me want things I don’t have!!

When being a Jalop finally pays off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Jaguar F-Type R. More beautiful than a Porsche, especially the coupe, and the best sounding V6 in the biz.

Hahaha, oh dear..

At some point, looking a signature for more mainstream appeal is kind of a loss.

Nissan 37oz. C’mon, it’s old and you know it.

Sigh, I hope this doesn’t mean people are gonna be less careful while driving/sitting >.>