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Yeah fuck the homeless. Let’s worry about illegal immigrants and asylum seekers more.

The Democratic Party is at a crossroads.

The idea that Trump has guaranteed his own re-election loss is incredibly naive.

Trump is more popular now among Republicans than he has ever been. It will take an excellent candidate, platform, and campaign to defeat him.

being a red hat is to be an utter failure at humor, irony, and sarcasm.

It’s almost as if no one likes the new kid who comes into a new job and starts telling everyone whose been there for years whats what instead of shutting the fuck up and learning.

Say what you want about the man, but Trump has played this entire situation perfectly. That take right there is precisely the reaction he was looking for with the whole “dump illegals in sanctuary cities” suggestion. Political gamesmanship at its finest.   

Our GOVERNMENT, isn’t the richest government. Our wealth lies in the hands of individuals.

Finally some leftists are putting their money where their mouths are.

And by that, I mean not at all. #MAGA

there is a better way to see this issue

“Shit for brains” has also managed to bump the economy up. He could fucking tweet pornhub links on the hour every hour for all I care as long as my portfolio keeps making money. AOC has never done shit for me. 

She’s right, you know.

Meanwhile Spinter commentators and writers sad that not more possible white and conservative people died.

You act like he’s had the time or the ability to bang porn stars now that he’s president. You don’t think that shit would be immediately obvious now that he’s front and center in everyone’s minds 24/7? Being president has saved him a shitload of money. Besides that, the fact that he did bang porn stars didn’t hurt him

*snort* Bernie will win when pigs fly out of my ass. 

Zero.  I’m sure you can’t be bothered to live in the real world, but it is here, for you to enter at your leisure.  

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The theme song for Progressives in 2020:

Yep. That too.

I mean I’m not surprised Liz Warren did, she makes bad choices regularly. But the rest..I mean, do they think minorities turn out in droves over this shit? They don’t. They show up when you offer free shit...which isn’t really racist cos white people dont show up even if you offer them shit half the time.

I honestly was kinda shocked that so many DNC presidential candidates came out in support of the “some people did something” opinion on 9/11.

You, the one person who thinks tweets are important