The Nancy Pelosi one is my favorite.

Either you are not looking very hard or have a very severe case of memory loss.

I’m calling it now: Pelosi is retiring after this term.

Don't forget about spending an accounting error!

“Come to think of it I’m not entirely sure I’ve seen a whole lot of articles about AOC raising trouble. I know she’s asking the important questions, it just doesn’t seem like she’s the one saying things that others get bent out of shaped about.”

They did listen to the new blood. And that’s why the green new deal was voted down 57-0.

“there is a better way to see this issue”

I think his legacy will be he that stopped the advance of the regressive left.

That porn star ended up paying *him*!

Dems: Haha, fuck Texas!

You know that trope with someone marching in the front of a formation with their eyes fixed dead ahead. And then they come to the end and they look around and no one else is there? That’s the progressives. They are absolutely convinced the rest of the Democratic party (and country) are right behind them. On election…

“Once Sanders wins the presidency”

Case in point: Poor thing thinks Bernie will win.

She’s right. Y’all are dumb.

Know what else is gonna kill them? Reparations.

A lot has happened since then.

A high schooler is a piece of shit? He's not even old enough to buy smokes.

“Maybe I’m blowing sunshine up my own ass, but I think I can feel a real resistance and overall revulsion to Donny Windmill Cancer among decent people”

Looking back at the DNC field for 2016 and the current clown car for 2020, something dawned on me: between the two fields, the most electable was probably Hillary Clinton.

Likewise. Let us consider it community service.