You better be careful or Musk will come along with what is left of his money and buy out G/O Media to shut you down ;)

So my phone now gets its own phone...

At the grocery store I worked at 20 years ago we occasionally got complaints that condoms were just available on the regular shelf instead of locked away somewhere. Imagine a world where anyone can just go into a store, buy condoms, and have sex almost immediately afterward without anyone else knowing or judging them.

Gotta protect that sweet, sweet press access. 

I have to wonder if “Black Adam” is a warning sign for  “Avatar: Way of the Water.” It my understanding that James Cameron’s epic has to bring in $1B just to break even.

Apparently, Thursday was the step too far for Jim Jordan who manages that account and realizing he’d be drawn into supporting an unabashed anti-semite on top of being seen as a pedophile enabler, so he deleted that Tweet...

Can we stop calling them the far-right? It's just the right at this point.

I know this seems obvious, but why hasn’t anyone named a rover “Red”??

The extra weapons aside, is this not another emphasising point to the fact the Empire are far too complacent in their ability to crush everyone and everything in their path until the Rebellion fully erupts?

Fuckin’ Canadian a-hole. He stole client money, you tool.

These are the people who run lights and speed without consideration. I assure you that they are just as dangerous as the asshats in Altimas.

So basically we’re at the “fuck astronomy” stage of commercial space exploitation.

There’s a dude right behind the space plane in normal clothes.

Are you equating the time the ink dried on the divorce papers to the time the marriage was over? Because hoooo boy, those are most definitely NOT the same thing.

Some say “hot,” others say bland. I know I’m a broken record on this issue, but jesus christ, you just got a divorce. Maybe give it a year? It’s so not good for the kids for newly-divorced parents to start dating immediately. 

The employees will be fine. I’m sure most already have offers other places. Tech is still hot despite the economy slowdown.

Ugh. Someone forgot to remove the tie wrap, AGAIN. We’ve seen so many of those, from Skylab to this, than maybe they should have “remove tie wrap” on a checklist. ;-)

Yes, it’s pretty hilarious that newspapers that originally put up paywalls then saw their audience disappear, who then had the brilliant idea to remove the paywall from incoming Twitter links, would be put back behind another paywall that they won’t even benefit from.

Big Picture: Trump had to have multiple businesses fail in order to qualify for the modern GOP Presidential nomination.