I’ll buy the shit out of this game if they have an Oklahoman hill folk that you can use to Noodle for catfish! Okie Noodling online tourney play with realistic gutting techniques 🤣

Wearing a SMedium isn’t technology

🤦‍♂️ “They own your asses,” Is that how players want to be thought of?

The NFL is the the GOP’s big wet dream for how to run the country. Big dumb idiots who only get dumber as they progress through their short careers who now have a 99.8% chance of having CTE. As KGB would say “Pay that man his money,” for all of the players.

Once in a lifetime 👏

Just stop eating. When teams were targeting him we was flopping around like the little bitch that he is.

Some people have a shorter fuse. Keep talking disrespectfully and it catches up with you.

About as long as it takes the last minute of an NBA game 🙄

Just stop being fat. It’s not like you forget how to hit a baseball.

A friend and I were playing basketball as 11 year olds on a hoop you could lower to eight feet to dunk. My friend dunked with two hands and got his face in the net ripped his braces off. 😵😵😵

Florida can go to hell

His knee won’t tolerate that landing many more times, better buy an insurance plan. How much would he be able to insure his knees? $10-15mil?

Mission Accomplished. Don’t be mad because your wife wouldn’t help you get out of a bad deal. Get the hell out of Miami away from all the loserdom.

Fuck the police

::insert cop lie here:: too much ptsd from the pointless Repubtards war so why not give them a gun and impunity from prosecution while protecting our streets. Cops get ~700 training hours, cosmetologists/barbers require ~1200 training hours 🤦‍♂️

He’ll sue the Sox and apply for Worker’s Comp in IL, since he was injured there and IL has great benefits that teams are trying to lobby politicians to change state rules headed by the Bears.

Wow nipples what a photographic achievement.👏 “I’m so horny.” - Rod & Tod Flanders

If he had continued reporting as a sex offender, would this have come up? Or did he stop reporting to go to college?

Bitch tits

You do dirty stuff and you make yourselves targets