We shot that down quick. Goodbye Chargers and take your TD song and Rivers with his eight kids with you.

The male creepiness continues after being given a blueprint for how lame you’ve been. If you aren’t going to get attention in the real world, why would you think you’re interesting online? Everybody wants/expects attention, but isn’t willing to give theirs out. Testosterone is a helluva drug, makes you think/do dumb…

I ate wild blackberries on top of the Na Pali coast in Kauai and freaked out. Forbidden, colon dissolving fruit I thought.

The ungratefulness that developed from enabling them to think we’ll always come back is astounding. Cold fat people make for lame holidays. “But Tuesday is Trivia Night,” isn’t getting us on a plane. Or “have you had Portillos?” 💩 “I bought a snow blower!” “There’s a wine bar in a strip mall off I-90, it’s just like…