Gasser has a history of getting into road rage incidents and threatening/beating the shit out of people. That’s not speculation.

Dorian Corey’s definition was far from nebulous. You saw her give an historical and contextually rich explanation of the difference from what started as reading (which came from the dozens) and moved on to the subtler but definitely understood shade. Additionally, she is not just “a dead drag queen.” Well known in…

a moody singing man who does a rather impressive Michael Jackson impression.

It would still be insipid blather. The fact that she never had anything interesting to say should have been the first clue that her entire enterprise was pure horseshit.

What words mean no longer matters: the theme of 2016.

Your body finds it difficult to engage in some autonomic systems when your brain is so occupied on making the crap coming out of your moth sound believable.

Found a more recent picture of Cheetoh Brain

Maybe you could offer courses from “Shade University” to folks. At least they would have some real world value.

“Yes, I’m going to hibernate. Wake me up when Malia Obama is the President and we’ve figured out a way to make eyeglasses smudge-proof and Viola Davis has seven Oscars and in order to get a driver’s license you have to correctly identify three instances of shade. Yes, wake me then.”

She doesn’t blink often either.

Nope, she’ll be fine. Born to well-to-do parents, with connections to people such as Chelsea Clinton...naw. If she ever needs it, she has royalty-level shoulders to cry on.

His policies certainly won’t lessen the likelihood. Less money for climate science, more money for the military. Less money for environmental protection, more money for domestic oil drilling. Etc., etc.

I’m still rather fond of Book of Eli. I don’t think it gets a fair shake.

Trump’s America, y’all.

I’ve heard that voice before. Dr. Mrs. The Monarch on The Venture Brothers. If I didn’t know that the Venture Bros. predates any publicity for Theranos I would assume they were parodying her!

I had never heard it until I read your comment...WOW. Who would’ve thought.

Very Buffalo Bill.

I’ve never heard her voice before. I don’t know what I was expecting, but that was NOT it.

And remember, always keep your crazy eyes on the crazy prize.