That is such a Lindsay Blurh move. Poor Lupe.

Your grandmother is a dose of good, strong medicine.

Meanwhile in Canada...

I’m a compassionate person. I’m very heartbroken over her passing, especially since it was cancer.

I hope he accidentally steps so that both legs end up in prairie dog holes and nobody is around to help him, so he’s stuck forever.

I bet he thinks hunting endangered species is fine as all you need is 1 breeding pair in a boat.

Why the fuck would anyone have a song that was called “Tears in Heaven” at their wedding? I remember when that happened and it was like the saddest thing in the fucking world. Like, you would have had to have lived in a cave not to know that or to not have seen/ heard Eric Clapton’s “Unplugged.”

This is what happens when you measure every social program by efficiency and how it increases productivity.

he’s older than she is

Stop with the lies! This is the un-photoshopped picture

...and to be quiet or to be depressed or to blame me is not productive, so that’s what I would say about that.

I liked these two that I saw in Philly today:

DC’s best sign:

My favorite from Philly which had NO media coverage.

I. Am. Furious.

I called Pat Toomey (the one whose staffer hung up on the woman for saying vagina) and his staffer told me “don’t be so aggressive” and that Toomey “had a plan”. When I asked for details he told me he didn’t have them and that this was “part of the process” for making insurance “actually affordable”. So if everyone…

If my children were being held hostage, and a ransom note were delivered to me, and the kidnappers’ only demand was for me to watch a Trump rally right now, we’d have a heckuva memorial service for those little buggers.

In other news, man accused of sexual assault claims he didn’t engage in sexual assault.

How do you get any actual evidence if you don’t examine the results?