I think it's really fucking brave, that's all I have to say.

True story: In the 1950s, my grandmother faked sick once to get out of work. Unremarkable. Except she decided to fake appendicitis. And then she went to an actual doctor and faked appendicitis very convincingly, and NEVER backed out of the act. And then she went to an actual surgeon and didn’t back out from faking…

I want in on this family!! They just look so amazing and family-y.

Renner told Entertainment Weekly that “it was not meant to be serious in any way. Just poking fun during an exhausting and tedious press tour.”

So, I still kinda love this show, but anyone who is under the impression that it’s not a soap opera is kidding themselves. A soap opera with higher ratings and budgets than the typical daytime ones, but seriously, nowhere but in soap opera world does one person experience a bomb in a body, a drowning and miraculous…

Completely not surprising. I’ve seen so many morons railing at doctors and scientists for not promoting lemon water and other crap as cancer cures.

I thought they had a bunch of malformed Kardashians shackled up in the basement. Or just, like, ones who are normal humans. "Mom, I don’t want to be on a reality show, I want to be an oncologist.” Get in the basement, Karson.

This defense only works if you’re a police officer accused of murdering a black person, duh.

Spoke to my father about this just a few hours ago. He was a police officer for 20+ years. He never shot his gun in that entire time and he said that if you are afraid of a cell phone, you should probably find another career besides being a police officer.

I can’t bring myself to read the entire description, but if I understand correctly:

“I’m glad to be alive. I saved my life that night.”

“I’m glad to be alive. I saved my life that night.”

I really feel for the lobster cracker guy... I once saw the headline “Doctors operate on conjoined Irish twins” and sat staring at my computer for a full minute trying to figure out how they were conjoined but born at least 9 months apart.

The hate some people ave for feral cats is incredible. I mean yes, they are a nuisance, but the only reason there are so many of them is our inability to spay/neuter our pets, so its our own damn fault.

Isn’t this the guy that molested his transgender niece? The guy that “nice guy” George Clooney punched out on the set of “Three Kings”? The guy that Lily Tomlin lost her shit at? WHY do people continue to make movies with him, and why do people continue to throw money at him to fund said movies?

Love this argument. As if Hispanics, Asians, Native Americans, etc. don’t have straight hair.

To prevent further typos in the comments, her name is Amandla, not Amanda.