As a seven year old, I raided the kitchen for my art supplies. I took some herbs, green food coloring, lemon juice, and turmeric powder to create this. My dad was so angry at me for destroying the kitchen and geting half the spice cabinet all over the floor, but he took this, and he framed it because he thought it was…
I had a weird obsession with cannibalism. For my 4th grade enrichment class I built a large papier mâché island featuring a volcano, trees, caves, essential cooking pot and cannibal play figures. I wish I had a picture of that. Instead I offer the Mother's Day card I made that year. Mum still has it. I can't believe…
Out of the Woods is probably my favorite right now, but that's because I've reached radio overload on both Blank Space and Style.
I, too, have a very difficult time sitting still when good music is on. I am a notorious car dancer and I am often teased by my husband for my inability to sit still in certain restaurants. I don't understand how people just sit at concerts and things. You keep on seat dancing, Taylor. Sometimes you just have to…
well, you have to live SOMEWHERE
All hail queen Tay. The more people that bow to her holy graceness the better because I'm tired of being judged for the fact that as a 30-something with a cool job, slick wardrobe, and tech famous husband (sometimes Japanese programmers want his photo and it's kind of funny and weird) I should hide my love for Tay…
The problem with Dirtbag by James Franco is he wouldn't indicate any names. He'd just imply who they were by describing the night he refused to have sex with them.
if you are reading this
Video to kill Adultosaur:
See, THIS should've been the style video. They look amazing in this shoot.
CORRECTION: I was not wasted, I'm just disgusting.
I bought it when I was sober. Also, no regrets. That shit is my JAM.
I bought a copy of 1989 and it has brought me a lot of joy. Money well spent (yes I pay for music).
As a Jew, fuck all these people. Fuck them right up their self-righteous, ignorant asses. With a hot fire poker. That has barbs on it. Twice. No, three times. At least.
Dakota Johnson
just like me, taylor is a well documented bully.
Why is there an article dedicated to one girls suicide? Thousands of people commit suicide every year. What is so unique about this one? A girl has sex with multiple boys, someone films it, she is harassed at school, and kills herself. We have heard it all before.
#notallwords
Taylor Swifts dress is beautful. I love that shade of blue.
Parodies all around:
