The ump almost missed it but then he moved his dick in the way just in time.

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I never comment on Gawker-related sites anymore, but I’m obsessed with the JFK assassination (seriously, I will watch or read anything about it) and Ruby was ABSOLUTELY involved. I am 100 percent convinced of that. I think Oswald was in the book depository and I think he fired at JFK, maybe even fired the fatal shot.…

I see your objections (and I get where you’re coming from especially with respect to the coordination of this conspiracy), but considering much of the other shady stuff the NBA has been involved in (game 6 of the 2002 WCF, the reneged Chris Paul trade and subsequent gifting of Anthony Davis to the Hornets, pretty much…

Ruby was in on it, to make sure LHO didn’t talk or reveal what actually happened. I think it takes more effort to believe that LHO acted alone.

The bent envelope theory — when the envelopes were put into the bin, it looks like the guy who put them in (not sure who, some NBA employee) tossed them all in relatively flat (frisbee style) so they landed on top of each other but flung one envelope fairly hard against the side of the bin. When Stern reaches in and…

There was once a standup comic in the ‘90s (can’t remember her name, and I'm not even positive I got the decade right) who explained what “ma’am” really means in the context of most customer service interactions: Bitch. Ever since I heard that routine, I’ve never been able to forget it and automatically make the…

This superpower is so potent that against all odds, I find myself getting defensive when people (very rightly) criticize Trump. Because, oh God, if the alternative is Cruz, then OK maybe a wall doesn’t sound so bad, after all!

I'm getting the impression Cruz is a very big dick.

To me, Ruby shooting him the next day is about the only compelling evidence that suggests a conspiracy.

Yeah, Ruby lends so much mystery to the JFK Conspiracy, I’m surprised it isn’t talked about more. I mean... a mob hitman killing a Presidential assassin? yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???

I am with you. I remember from 10 years ago watching this and it seemed clear but upon review it seems like totally incidental. It would be difficult for him to see that and then get the envelope without it being super obvious, and it was not.

Agreed, this is exactly why it doesn’t make sense. Also, who benefits in that situation? Can you really have a conspiracy theory if no one benefits from the results? The league loses money, the bulls lose another trophy and Jordan loses a shot at another ring. Who would set this conspiracy in motion?

He saw an opportunity and took revenge. There was no conspiracy.

Ruby was part of it and wanted to rat before he died. But he was made to seem a lunatic like anyone who said Oswald didn’t do it. That was the unfortunate beauty of the conspiracy. Unfortunately, too many Americans then trusted power and wanted a respite from change they feared and couldn’t understand and wanted to…

I never understand why so many people think this is a viable theory.

Not sure about the murder theory, but I think the theory put forth by Simmons and others that Stern suspended the most popular player in sports history at his peak is fucking stupid.

No clue, but I’d probably say he was used by those actually responsible.

There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.

Here’s the article that first made me aware of it, but I know there are others.