I guess these are a reflection of his sentiments but it seems odd that an obituary would sing her praises.

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Over here! Over there! Donald’s mouth is so round it is square.

Pretzels are fruit now? Awesome!

Ah. I see the arm-chair militia rising out of their Lazy-Boy to get another beer and frozen burrito, masturbate to Fox News, and check their Daisy BB guns before collapsing back into the easy chair draped with the flag and autographed photos of Jesus.

What a fucking asshole.

If they don’t matter at all why are you putting the effort into your bitter little rant? Most of the time I’d agree that the film I’d consider the year’s best, or even in the ten or twenty best, doesn’t win Best Picture. But, a lot of really great movies have won Best Picture as well as other awards. I personally…

Jesus, Food Guy.

I think every industry likes to have awards, but only certain ones garner enough outside interest to merit TV coverage. The local chamber of commerce out here runs yearly awards for all sorts of business categories.

Burneko doing movie reviews now? Magary’s Chopped win last year really did break his spirit.

“5) “Hoop Dreams” failed to be nominated”

wow this article sucked

Straight Outta Compton got a best original screenplay nom.

High five! The classics rule. But, uh, Real World wise, the one with Pedro and Puck. Of course.

Don’t have Asperger’s. Got it.

Are you okay? Do you need to talk? You seem really, really angry.

there was an A+ tweet during the golden globes that i am too lazy to find right now which had the perfect michael shannon description

I agree there may be some terrible decisions made by the Academy, but when you write an article like this, you have to clearly point what you think the nominees should be.

This just recently happened to me, so I thought I’d share.