Am I missing something?

Duh!

Bill Belichik responded, “Ok. What room are you in, and what time should I get in the closet?”

I did this when I purchased a car in 2005.

This is a great start, but it lacks the data that I’d find most valuable, which is the width at the waist.

Seriously. Nasty unforced error.

A real blonky snitcher in the narblets.

That’s kind of a bullshit premise.

That’s fair. And believe me, I’m not saying this is something the NBA wouldn’t do, I just think that in this case it’s something they didn’t do.

Even if you allow there were three fishy outcomes (Ewing, D. Rose and Davis), that’s over 30 years.

Thanks.

That’s pretty spot on.

The clenched-cheek-waddle-of-panic. I know it well.

Your shitter is 4 miles from your cube?!?

It’s almost uncanny how universally hated he is.

I agree the 4th envelope is put in differently. But, you can pause the video after it settles in the hopper and there doesn’t seem to be any bend or mark on it.

I’m afraid this is going to be a case where two reasonable people disagree.

I do see the bend in the envelope, but I don’t see any evidence that it was bent before or while being put in the hopper. Plus, it doesn’t seem like Stern is visually or manually inspecting the envelopes, as if he were looking for a bend.

What do you see that in that video that removes all doubt from your mind?

Here’s the video.