You can’t fool me. This is clearly a Niffler that escaped from the wizarding world to hoard some shiny stuff. Hide your gold, y’all.

I secretly thought Mr. Kratz drew the dicks as like a wanna-be cool, edgy teacher prank for a few episodes.

Honestly, anymore it just feels like “don’t threaten me. Either kill me or leave me alone.”

This is because when you eat alone you actually, you know, EAT as opposed to having an extended conversation while nibbling at food.

Or the phrase“I have a strong personality”

Birthday weekend!

This describes me and Ansel Elgort. He could be very nice in real life and save puppies and I’d still be like “I don’t like his face.” I also fully acknowledge that he probably wouldn’t like my face. Doesn’t change things.

Just want to congratulate you guys on an excellent title for your Riverdale podcast.

“No, what’s “wiggity-wack” is your damn monkey!”

I feel like 95% sure he called the press conference to resign and then about 5 minutes before the conference start someone sweetened the deal enough to make him stay but he still had to go out and say something.

Just finished watching it yesterday and I confess that in the week it took me to get through all eight episodes I spent a stupid amount of time trying to guess who drew the dicks. I enjoyed the whole thing. The depiction of high school students felt real, the attention to detail not only in the investigation (“ball…

Did they? I must have missed it. If they did then I’m happy because I love that one.

My favorite in this entire list is “You do the hokey gnocchi and you eat yourself some food” because it feels like a mid-brainstorming idea. It’s something you write on your way to better ideas but it’s secretly your personal favorite even though you know it will never work.

His righteous anger and love of his dog are equal parts fantastic

I was going to mention Lin-Manuel Miranda. He’s entertaining sure but he engages with people in a fun way. It’s not fans and entertainment. It’s more community...I guess. Either way, his warmth comes across.

It’s this simple: Hugh Hefner was a collector and the “thing” he collected was women. The problem being, of course, that women are people with thoughts, opinions, and feelings of their own. So, Hefner created a way to devalue women into the objects he needed them to be. He’s the guy in high school who lied about…

Just want to point out that Hefner is going to be buried next to Marilyn Monroe like the creepy stalker he was. Women were things to be collected and he tried to align himself with what was the pinnacle of collectible women. It feels like a slap in the face to Monroe who faced enough of creepy men’s bullshit while…

I was surprised they willingly mention the warden turning off the cameras when guards beat up prisoners.

The good news is you get two more channels, including something called “Toonz” with a “Z”

I’m sad they didn’t get Bobby Cannavale or Harry Connick Jr. back as their respective spouses.