I know!

Hard to believe people call you a complete shit writer Hamilton

My wish list for tonight

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention isn’t even top 100?!? INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

You mean the one where Rey turns to the dark side and kills Luke?

I’m assuming all the cops and firemen and EMTs and ER docs are probably chuckling right about now too. Also, weirdly, the movie theater employees. I tend to agree that most of the unimportant shit should be closed on Christmas (and the rest should be handsomely rewarded), but it’s always amusing to see where we draw…

Star Wars is the story of a young man who has a religious awakening and goes on a quest to battle the evil empire in an effort to bring back the old ways and Make the Galaxy Great Again. It’s a political message, but not necessarily the political message you want it to be.

From a politician in my state... :facepalm:

Man, I love Sean Bean.

I mean, Neil Gaiman DID this when he wrote a story about how Alfred is actually the Joker and Nygma was just a failed actor who killed Batman, except actually it was Selina when Batman came to her for help but she tied him up to bleed to death, except actually it was...

come back to me

I hope not. That’s how blackholes are born.

The take and the username? Funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Kinja. You get a star.

My personal theory is that Obi-Wan Kenobi kills himself in Star Wars as a deliberate, last-ditch attempt to save the entire Rebellion from what will happen if Darth Vader realizes who, exactly, is on the Millenium Falcon.

Welp, I’ll do my part. Never thought I’d be subscribing to PewDiePie, but it’s for a good cause.

This is a rookie mistake. The spine of the old god is meant to be installed as part of the building foundation, not a center piece in the bloody lobby. The dark one’s will can cause headaches and nausea when the dosage is this high!