He should build a Baldur’s Gate instead.

I’m a Halfling ya wee dick prick widdler, and let me tell ya somethin? I’m the toughest damn warrior in OUR king’s army, NEVER lost a fight coming out of trainin. But no one’s gonna give the halfling status he deserves. Put me up against Paladin Lan, I’ll cut him down like butter!

“I would get along with the King of Shadows. I would talk to him, I would get along with him. He has absolutely no respect for Lord Nasher.”

You know what happens when you leave halflings unchecked? Athas. #Rajaatforthehollow

You’re thinking of Battlestar Galactica

Gandhi better get his shit together this time. The wolf in sheep’s clothing gimmick won’t work on me anymore. Dick.

Capes! We get capes, you guys!

Capes!

If you want Starcraft, then go play Starcraft. I want to get into the fight immediately, not collect Vespene Gas.

So here’s to you, Ms. Targaryen,
Mereen hates you more than you will know.
Whoa whoa whoa
What’s that you say, Ms. Targaryen?
Flamin’ Drogo’s left and gone away
Hey hey hey

NOW it’s a sport ;)

Thanks! I’m between those two and it seems X-Wing is more “accessible” than Armada.

In convenient throwable form when you inevitably get awped

You’re right. It’s gonna cost me about $80 to get me a PSOne and the screen. I still have my PS1, PS2, CRT, and a PSP, but I would like to try this setup out. The last time I played with one in person was like 15 years ago!

For me it’s Bust-A-Groove. Can’t play it at all on a modern TV with the lag.

“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”

Thing about that is that aliens, at least, are real.

GINYU FORCE REPRESENT!

I hate the part where you know what’s going to happen, but it doesn’t seem like it could possibly happen again, so you just watch it unfold in slow-motion.

Yep. Some of them even come from pro backgrounds. It’s not as easy as it looks, that’s for sure.

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.