As much as I love hearing how Mark Hamill is doing more Joker roles, I can’t help but wonder one thing. Why did he retire from the Joker, if he’s going to keep being the Joker??

I laughed.

Root Beer was invented on the wagon trail from Independence, MO to Oregon City, OR in the 1820's. That’s where the name came from. It was ‘the beer of the route.’ Lacking medicine and actual beer, settlers invented a refreshing elixir that would cure everything from broken bones to H1N1. You may be surprised to learn…

Have you ever ranked or reviewed any of the hard root beers? Man, that is some dangerous goodness right there. Mission makes one that’s like 8 percent! (Fortunately, it tastes sort of awful.) Not Your Father’s Root Beer is my favorite so far.

He needs his right hand. He needs his left hand. He’s amphibious.

Well, I moved to Metropolis, but then it got leveled by space aliens. So then I moved to Keystone City, and then it sunk under the ocean. So then I moved to Coast City, and it got nuked to ashes. So then I said screw it, moved to rural Kansas to this no-nothing town called Smallville.

Reddit, good job. Matt wanted to play the game and now he’ll find a way to kill you guys.

You reap what you sow!

Hey, some of us live for this nonsense.

All very interesting, but I’m nowhere closer to understanding why Julia Louis Dreyfus is doing Old Navy ads.

Well, Farrah makes pornos? And they all make babies.

God damn it.

I can just imagine him getting online and smashing other people and just laughing to himself “Dont fuck with the potus.”

He did have his term during the Year of Luigi.

wait is this a thread about ff8

Warner Bros’ marketing department is trying way too hard with this stuff...it comes across as defensively begging us to take it seriously — he bought stickers, he sent glitter bombs, he was “crrrrazzzzzzzzzzy!”

Yeah, exactly. The Russians have been doing this for longer than the US, and better too (it's not as if the US hasn't had its share of tragic casualties of the space program).